BREAKING: Greta Thunberg demands people eat their own feces to combat climate change

Climate activist Greta Thunberg delivers her speech during a session of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Friday, Jan. 25, 2019. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

Teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland and made a pretty bold demand, even by her standards.

“It is not good enough for people to stop eating meat. We must do more to combat climate change. We must eat our own feces for us to save the planet,” Thunberg said to a room full of supportive elites nodding their heads. “Anything less will be a betrayal to life itself.”

The idea of limiting meat consumption has gained traction in the climate change world with US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introducing cow fart police, and celebrities vowing to go vegan to save Earth.

But the 17-year-old Thunberg says it’s not enough.

“We are on the verge of a mass extinction. If you don’t start eating your own s**t, we will all die!”

During the question and answer session, she was asked if eating one’s own feces was an actual possibility to expect.

“How dare you?” Thunberg asked sternly in response. “It is the ONLY sustainable solution to combat this fictitious crisis.”

Thunberg was evidently unaware that the global warming apocalypse originally scheduled for 2020 has been postponed to 2050.


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