BREAKING: Milli Vanilli announce they are pulling someone else’s music from Spotify


HOLLYWOOD—Following the Joe Rogan controversy, the popular band Milli Vanilli have announced that they are pulling someone else’s music from Spotify.

Music fans everywhere are devastated.

“I just can’t believe Milli Vanilli are doing this. How could they do this to their fans?” one Spotify user said.

The exit of Milli Vanilli was enough to get Spotify Chief Executive Daniel Ek to release a lengthy statement on Spotify’s “critical role to play in supporting creator expression while balancing it with the safety of our users.” He didn’t mention Rogan by name.

Several artists have chosen to pull their music from the platform now that they have sold their rights and can’t make any money on it like Neil Young.

“We never had the rights because we didn’t make our music,” Milli Vanilli admitted in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.


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