BREAKING: Sen Schumer becomes ‘made guy’ in Genovese Crime Family after threatening SCOTUS Justices


UNITED STATES - MARCH 4: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., speaks at an abortion rights rally during a demonstration outside the Supreme Court in Washington on March 4, 2020, as the Court hears oral arguments regarding a Louisiana law about abortion access on Wednesday, March 4, 2020. (Photo by Caroline Brehman/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

In a remarkable tirade yesterday, Chuck Schumer threatened the very lives of two Supreme Court Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch.

“I wanna tell you, Gorsuch. I wanna tell you, Kavanaugh. You guys jus released a whirlwind. And youse guys are gonna pay the price. You won’t know what hit cha!”

“Da bottom line. We’re gonna tell President Trump and doze Senate Republicans you’re gonna be gone in November. Youse guys’ll never be able to do what youse ah trying to do now, ever, ever again. You hear dat ovadehr on the far-right? You’re gone in November. Gone!”

After screaming this in public, several GT reporters thought it was a dramatic reading from a Sopranos script. They were wrong…. Dead wrong.

It appears just before being elected to the Senate, Lucky Chucky Genovese. a.k.a. The Enforcer ran the entire numbers operation in Brooklyn. He was also involved with prostitution and election rigging; his specialty. Having the ‘gift of gab’ some ‘higher-ups’ thought he could run for public office to get someone “on the inside”.

Since he represented a predominantly Jewish section of New York he changed his name to Charles Ellis Schumer and tried to hide the fact that he was the main hitman in Brooklyn for the Genovese and Lucchese families during the ’70s and ’80s.

He has tried to keep his Mafia ties and Italian Family history under wraps but his recent tirade no longer made that tenable. Luckily, a few ‘sit-downs’ with some of Lucky’s friends have made the Senate re-think any planned repercussions. As Mitch McConnell stated, “Look, It was an honest mistake. I mean anyone could have blurted out they were going to kill a few Supreme Court Justices. Why just the other day……………….


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