Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
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Women’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people...
Spaniel caught trying to sneak free Chik-fil-A on Cow Appreciation Day
In an egregious act of thievery, a black and white spaniel was caught trying to gain free chicken on Chik-fil-A's...
VIDEO: Bernie supporters hold campaign rally at Wisconsin North Face store
Ten socialist Bernie Sanders supporters invaded a North Face store in Wisconsin as part of a flash mob campaign rally,...
Yang reveals plan to pay everyone $1k a month of free money: tax everyone $2k a month
Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has been making headlines with his proposal of a $1,000 per month universal basic income...
Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe
International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...
AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
100 Pharma CEOs sign letter calling “attention to opioid deaths bad for business”
More brave CEO's have entered the fray to discuss the implications of public concerns for human life in relation to...
