Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
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Ocasio-Cortez vows to use only lowercase letters to fight capitalism
Capitalism has been way too successful at creating wealth across demographics for two centuries and democratic socialists like Rep. Alexandria...
Dems who haven’t met a tax they didn’t love now worried about tariffs
For all of modern history, Democrats have had one consistent trait: they haven't really cared if the government makes things...
Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children
Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...
Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers
We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
