Joe Biden in ‘The Jerk’
Move over Steve Martin! This is a role Joe Biden was born for!
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Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...
Delta+ now streaming! Act now and get Lambda Variant at no extra cost!
BURBANK, CA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday officially launched Delta+ variant of the COVID pandemic, its...
January 6th insurrectionist Richard Barnett released after self-identifying as Bill Cosby
The Woke Justice System was worked yet again! Moments after TV Star and sexual predator William Henry Cosby Jr was...
BREAKING: Bill Cosby released from jail after it became clear he doesn’t have dirt on the Clintons
PHILADELPHIA—Bill Cosby has been released from prison without being suicided as it has became evident that he did not have...
Victoria’s Secret replaces all ‘Angel’ lingerie models with Jabba the Hutt
NEW YORK CITY—In perhaps the wokest of all corporate wokeness, lingerie dealer Victoria's Secret has done away with its attractive...
Ryan Gosling is George Floyd in the new BLM production based on true events
It's sure to win several Oscars. If it doesn't you're racist. You're all racists.
CNN rehires Jeffrey Toobin as Chief OnlyFans Correspondent
In a touching story of redemption, Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN following his embarrassing departure when the former Chief Legal...
OPED: It takes balls for John Cena to let China cut them off like he did
Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese Communist Party for daring to...
50 Shades of Communism
Netflix is releasing a new film staring democratic socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: 50 Shades of Communism. The man...
