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Beauty Tips 101: A Guide to Looking Like a Complete Fraud

Anita Goodcock January 21, 2023

Ladies, are you tired of feeling like you're not good enough? Tired of looking in the mirror and not seeing...

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AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the 'stove wars' as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their 'meltdown' over...

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How to Know if You’re Being Gaslit, or if You’re Just Crazy

Dr. Percival Poppycock December 17, 2022

In an interview with a U.S. citizen who requested that her name be removed due to “family issues,” a woman...

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