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Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with
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SHOCKING: Another year with no Irish women in Miss Nigeria competition
As critics lambast European countries for their lack of diversity in such competitions as the
This is a hole left by an AR-15. Tell me why you need that.
Multicultural scientists have produced the first-ever picture of the largest hole to be created by
WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man
In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running
Joe Biden releases logo for 2020 presidential campaign
Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing
San Francisco to recycle evil plastic straws into free drug needles for residents
San Francisco Mayor London Breed praised the San Francisco police department after a successful raid
Rad Trad refuses to wash his feet to protest Vatican II
In a radical move to challenge the “Spirit of Vatican II” a self-proclaimed “Rad Trad”
Trump supporters beaten, kicked out of Coexist rally
A Coexist rally meant to bring people together from all walks of life kicked off
Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that Notre
Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been “accidentally” burned down after enduring 900