POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country
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BREAKING: Trump administration to tap the nations ‘Strategic Toilet Paper Reserves’
Oil is indeed the lifeblood of any nation. As the world is gripped by coronavirus
CDC: Current outbreak of stupidity may be worse than the outbreak of coronavirus
The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is
BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous
President Donald Trump has cancelled the national holiday April Fool’s Day due to severe competition
Migrant horde reminded to wash hands before storming Greek border: EU officials
European Union officials concerned with the spread of coronavirus have issued a plea to the
BREAKING: John Travolta hospitalized with suspected coronavirus
Legendary actor and performer John Travolta was hospitalized yesterday with what doctors suspect is coronavirus
Local biological men dominate International Women’s Day
The 2020 International Women’s Day was a great success, focusing mainly on local men who
Biden to end racism by exclusively imprisoning white people minding their own business
Let’s face it, Stop and Frisk is a hot-button issue rife with racial overtones. And
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer