POLL: Men, which would you rather leave your children with—a modern feminist or a bear?
After years of being told that women feel safer in the woods with a bear than with a random man,...
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Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok
LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...
Airports Installing Aztec Human Sacrifice Stations Beside Muslim Foot-Washing Facilities
DALLAS — Several major U.S. airports have begun installing dedicated Aztec human sacrifice stations adjacent to existing Muslim foot-washing facilities,...
Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK
MONTECITO — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have purchased an entirely new wardrobe in preparation for their anticipated return to...
Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist
OXFORD — Leading biblical scholars have formally concluded that the black horse of the Apocalypse, traditionally identified as famine, was...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace
WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...
Trump Names Roseanne Barr Press Secretary, Citing ‘Unfiltered Authenticity’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he has selected actress and comedian Roseanne Barr to serve as his...
Fauci now recommends face masks over your eyes so you can’t read his leaked emails
WASHINGTON, DC—A treasure trove of emails from National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Dr. Anthony Fauci’s were...
Build a Saving Habit That Feels Personal
Saving money gets framed as a discipline problem so often that a lot of people start to believe they are...
Olympic Committee Mandates Victorian-Era Bathing Suits for All Female Athletes to Prevent Sexualization
AUSANNE, Switzerland — Citing a commitment to “dignity, respect, and the timeless values of modesty,” the International Olympic Committee announced...
