Culture
AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’
US—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was furious today after she learned that retailers and shopping outlets were still referring to the...
Maricopa to produce theatrical version of ‘Dumb and Dumber’ to entertain while they count votes
PHOENIX—During a flawless election cycle in which upwards of 30% of voters were disenfranchised and has taken over a week...
BREAKING: Jimmy Fallon has died from complications of climate change
Fans from across the world are mourning the passing of Jimmy Fallon, who died yesterday from complications of extreme climate...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Twitter bans Elon Musk for life, saying that firing them violates Twitter’s Terms of Service
SILICON VALLEY, CA—Twitter, On Monday, announced the platform would permanently ban Elon Musk for violating their terms of service by...
Free speech is rooted in oppression
It's clear to everyone and anyone with at least one masters degree in queer studies or lesbian dance theory that...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for Halloween again
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....
Dr. Evil sues Alex Jones for $Gazillion Bajillion
AUSTIN- Supervillain Dr. Evil's legal team announced a new lawsuit against Alex Jones seeking a gazillion bajillion dollar settlement.Dr. Evil...
