BREAKING: California streets ‘never been cleaner’ after hurricane washes away all the poop and needles
LOS ANGELES—In a curious turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the streets of California are reportedly...
LOS ANGELES—In a curious turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the streets of California are reportedly...
NEW YORK—A Manhattan Grand Jury has indicted former President Donald Trump for failing to return a Blockbuster video in 1993....
In a groundbreaking move that has left both citizens and palm trees in awe, President* Biden has announced his long-awaited...
In a shocking career pivot, Senator Dianne Feinstein has announced her decision to step down from her Senate seat to...
US—President* Biden signed an executive order earlier today instructing all municipalities to replace their racist statues of white people with...
HOLLYWOOD—In a bold marketing move that left parents everywhere questioning their sanity, toy giant Mattel has announced an unexpected promotion...
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
It's clear the Disney's Snow White franchise is irredeemably racist and must be completely overhauled. What should we demand Disney...
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources confirmed that the city of Portland is in mortal danger. If G-D cannot find ten righteous people in...
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has announced their newest princess, Colin Kaepernick, who will star in a new film that will “showcase...