Louvre Hosts Open House for Looters; “Girl with the Suicidal Empathy” Left Untouched
PARIS — The Louvre Museum held an open house for looters on Tuesday. Attendees removed objects from multiple galleries. The...
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Immigrants Issue Heartfelt Thanks to France for Its Inclusivity by Burning It to the Ground
PARIS — In what officials are calling a powerful testament to successful integration, large groups of recent arrivals have begun...
Influencer Demands Men Around Her Stop Looking at Her While She Films Video in Public for Followers
In a groundbreaking act of cognitive dissonance, fitness influencer @GluteGoddess69 has issued a stern public demand: strangers must immediately stop...
Liberal Takes Break From Telling Sydney Sweeney to Put More Clothes On to Slam Shane Gillis for Telling Women to Put More Clothes On
In a rare moment of consistency interruption, progressive commentators who have spent recent months urging actress Sydney Sweeney to “put...
Miss United Kingdom Adds ‘Best Burka’ Segment to 2027 Pageant
LONDON — Organisers of the Miss United Kingdom beauty pageant announced Thursday that the competition will introduce a new judged...
Ilhan Omar Asks That You Not Share Her Mug Shot on Social Media
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar issued a statement Tuesday requesting that the public refrain from circulating a recent mugshot in...
Talarico Ends Campaign To Star In “One Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”
AUSTIN, Texas — Democratic U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico announced Tuesday that he is ending his campaign to accept the...
Local Leftist Takes Break From Celebrating All Immigrants to Condemn One Particular Immigrant
PORTLAND, Ore. — In a rare departure from her usual advocacy, community organizer Marisol Vargas paused her longstanding campaign of...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you're a Nazi bigot, so that's why most woke cultures and municipalities...
US House Chamber Turned Into Spirit Halloween
WASHINGTON — The House of Representatives, out of session long enough for the district work period to acquire a lease,...
