BREAKING: New York passes ‘Don’t Say Biology’ bill
NEW YORK—In response to the Florida legislation dubbed the "Don't Say Gay" bill, New York has passed the "Don't Say...
Culture
New InBOX app ‘SnatchCheck’ identifies gender by checking for ‘junk male’
MINNEAPOLIS—On March 23, 2022, Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson, during her Senate confirmation hearing, was at a loss to...
POLL: Should Biden make April Fool’s Day a year-long national holiday?
Given the fact that reality has become an utter burlesque, many are asking if President* Biden should make April Fool's...
BREAKING: Biden admits his presidency has been one long April Fool’s joke
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden admitted today that his presidency has been one long April Fool's Day Joke. Sources say that everything...
Disney replaces bigoted white CIS-gender Mickey mascot with inclusive Pedobear in mouse ears
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In an effort to stay ahead of the woke wave, Disney Corporation has replaced its bigoted white,...
Chris Rock to have sex with Will Smith’s wife instead of make fun of her so that Smith won’t hit him again
HOLLYWOOD—Chris Rock will have sex with Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett-Smith instead of make fun of her again so that...
Real ‘Butcher of Mariupol’ says he’s not giving up his title to some Russian General over a few dead friends
MARIUPOL, UKRAINE—Viktor Morozova has been cutting meat and serving the local community since he was ‘only as tall as a...
BREAKING: Local man creates time machine by moving clock forward 1 hour every morning
PLEASANTVILLE—Myron Slipnicks says he has traveled into the future simply by moving his clock ahead 1 hour every morning. He...
World’s most expensive whore makes largest donation in Planned Parenthood history
SEATTLE—The world's most expensive whore, MacKenzie Scott, has donated $275 million to the abortion mill nonprofit Planned Parenthood — the...
China tests new ‘Kamikaze 737’ jet with 130 Uyghurs onboard as possible Muslim ‘final solution’
SOUTH CHINA—If you are one of 12 million Chinese Uyghurs and you win a free trip to Disneyland you might...
