CDC: Current outbreak of stupidity may be worse than the outbreak of coronavirus
The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is
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AOC disgusted to learn Epstein excluded people of color from sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—US Representative for New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was horrified to learn that Jeffrey Epstein
BREAKING: Ellen DeGeneres dies at 62 from complications of cancel culture
HOLLYWOOD—Talkshow host and everyone’s favorite daytime lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres has died at the age of
OnlyFans girl can’t figure out why she isn’t married
LOS ANGELES- Speaking to reporters over webcam, professional OnlyFans cam girl Sadie Atwood discussed her
BREAKING: Biden replaces Secret Service detail with super friendly social workers
WASHINGTON DC–A longtime proponent of “redirecting” police funds, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is
Cuomo: ‘Pizza is a substantive food unless you put pineapple on it’
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo, in a lengthy explanation of possibly the most arbitrary government mandate
BLM rejects Marxism once they find out Karl Marx was an old white guy
By now every sentient being is well aware that Black Lives Matter has absolutely nothing
Portland moms finally pick up their kids from their little Antifa protest
PORTLAND, OR–Moms from around Portland finally came to pick up their kids from their little
Feminists protest National Hotdog Day in order to defeat the Patriarchy
CHICAGO—A group of 100 feminists marched defiantly outside Vienna Beef headquarters today, in order to
BREAKING: California mandates conversion therapy for white people
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a new mandated program of conversion therapy for people stricken