Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
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Alex Jones uses his full power to protect the last 2 straight frogs during pride month
In a stunning display of amphibian activism, renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has emerged as the unlikely champion for the...
6 Reasons Civilians Don’t Need To Own Guns
No country on earth is more addicted to guns than America. Gun culture in America is strong and vibrant –...
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend
CHICAGO—As Juneteenth celebrations took place across the nation, Chicago decided to put its own unique spin on the holiday by...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
Heavenly Sources Confirm America More Evil Than Sodom and Gomorrah
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources issued a very rare statement yesterday, confirming that America is more evil than the ancient cities of Sodom...
New Disney ride instantly transitions all riders to another gender
Warning: Disney is not responsible if the ride causes nausea, vomiting or the appearance of Donald Trump Jr. when the...
OP-ED: I’m Coming Out As Pro-LGBTQ
Pride month is in full gear, and there’s no better time to come out in support of our pro-LGBTQ allies...
Eric Adams orders New Yorkers to house migrant children in their dresser drawers
NEW YORK—Amid the immigration crisis at the not-open Southern border, Mayor Eric Adams has issued an executive order, mandating that...
Biden honors trans activists’ heroic sacrifice on D-Day: ‘The True Heroes of WWII’
In a stunning announcement, President Joe Biden has taken a bold step to reshape the historical narrative of World War...
