AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook
WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the 'stove wars' as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their 'meltdown' over...
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‘Spare’ ghostwriter miffed about getting no attention, writes his own memoir entitled ‘Spare’
The ghostwriter for Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare'—John Joseph Moehringer (JR Moehringer)—has been feeling a little left out since everyone's focused...
BREAKING: Lisa Marie Presley hospitalized after suffering a coincidence
Lisa Marie Presley was rushed to a hospital Thursday after officials responded to her home for a coincidence, according to reports....
BREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
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Fish mouth syndrome is spreading across the globe and affecting millions, cutting these humorless lives short by days and sometimes...
Biden releases his 1923 New Year’s resolutions
President Biden has just released his 1923 New Year’s resolutions at a press conference today in Washington, DC. “Yes, here...
BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with acute TDS after Trump taxes show nothing amiss
NEW YORK--Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with acute Trump derangement syndrome after the House Ways and Means Committee...
LIFE HACK: How to claim Volodymyr Zelensky as a dependent on your 2022 tax return
In a difficult economy, people are looking to boost their tax return and get as much money back as they...
BREAKING: All sex trafficking charges against Andrew Tate dropped after he says he was a client of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
BUCHAREST—All sex trafficking charges against former MMA fighter and TikTok influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been dropped after...
BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD...
