BREAKING: New York passes ‘Don’t Say Biology’ bill
NEW YORK—In response to the Florida legislation dubbed the "Don't Say Gay" bill, New York has passed the "Don't Say...
NEW YORK—In response to the Florida legislation dubbed the "Don't Say Gay" bill, New York has passed the "Don't Say...
MINNEAPOLIS—On March 23, 2022, Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson, during her Senate confirmation hearing, was at a loss to...
Given the fact that reality has become an utter burlesque, many are asking if President* Biden should make April Fool's...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden admitted today that his presidency has been one long April Fool's Day Joke. Sources say that everything...
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In an effort to stay ahead of the woke wave, Disney Corporation has replaced its bigoted white,...
HOLLYWOOD—Chris Rock will have sex with Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett-Smith instead of make fun of her again so that...
MARIUPOL, UKRAINE—Viktor Morozova has been cutting meat and serving the local community since he was ‘only as tall as a...
PLEASANTVILLE—Myron Slipnicks says he has traveled into the future simply by moving his clock ahead 1 hour every morning. He...
SEATTLE—The world's most expensive whore, MacKenzie Scott, has donated $275 million to the abortion mill nonprofit Planned Parenthood — the...
SOUTH CHINA—If you are one of 12 million Chinese Uyghurs and you win a free trip to Disneyland you might...