Harvey Weinstein Released After Changing Plea to Guilty by Reason of Hormones
NEW YORK — Sexual Assault convict Harvey Weinstein was released from custody Thursday after a court accepted a revised plea...
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BREAKING: Derek Chauvin Comes Out as Postpartum Woman and Hormones Made Him Do It; All Charges Vacated
MINNEAPOLIS — Derek Chauvin announced Thursday that he is a postpartum woman and that he mystically gave birth to George...
Clancy Jury Still Deadlocked After Women Jurors Spend Four Days to Decide Where to Go for Lunch
PLYMOUTH, Mass. — Important things. The jury in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial returned to court Wednesday still unable to...
Trump Renames Lake Michigan ‘Lake Michelle Obama’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Monday that Lake Michigan will henceforth be officially designated Lake Michelle Obama, citing what...
SHOCKER: Thousands of Mentally Ill Liberal Abortion Supporters on SSRIs Back Woman Who Strangled Her Three Kids
BOSTON — Thousands of mentally ill liberal abortion-rights supporters who take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors have publicly expressed sympathy for...
Woman Arrested After Posing as Costco Tequila Sampler and Handing Out Free Shots
A local woman was taken into custody over the weekend after she allegedly posed as a Costco product sampler and...
Crime scene paved over already
Authorities moved with unusual speed Monday after Candace Owens left Andrew Wilson in what witnesses described as a state of...
Fauci now recommends face masks over your eyes so you can’t read his leaked emails
WASHINGTON, DC—A treasure trove of emails from National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Dr. Anthony Fauci’s were...
Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...
BREAKING: Arsonist blames climate change for making him start the Spokane fire
SPOKANE, Wash. — A 37-year-old man charged with starting a wildfire near Spokane told investigators that climate change induced a...
