Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist
It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...
Politics
Kamala Harris: ‘White lab coats a sign of doctors’ racism’
Doubling down on her recent tweet about doctors being racist, 2020 Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris said that doctors and...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
OPINION: If you are anti-abortion then you are probably a white supremacist
This may come as a surprise, but there is a long dark relationship between white colonialism and anti-choice legislation. In...
Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
Ocasio-Cortez releases university degree to silence skeptics
Many people have become threatened by the success of an intelligent woman of color in a powerful position—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—so much...
Sanders to send homeless to ‘adult abortion camps’ to save us from all those unwanted people
Bernie Sanders has been on the march, protesting against Georgia's and Alabama's Medieval abortion bans. Recently, he just suggested a...
Bernie Sanders explains exactly where in the Constitution it protects abortion as a right
Bernie Sanders, popular democratic socialist presidential candidate has declared repeatedly that abortion is a constitutional right. Now he's explaining exactly...
“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals
In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...
