Joe Biden agrees with Bernie, wants to make the minimum age 15

The 3 million candidates for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination don’t agree on much, especially Joe Biden. But recently Biden has come out in support of a Bernie Sanders policy: making the minimum age 15.

“I agree with my Democratic socialist buddy Bernie Sanders that the minimum age should be 15 across the country,” Biden said at a press conference. “15-year-olds are old enough to consent to having their hair sniffed.”

Biden has been known for his inappropriate sniffing and fondling of women and girls.

A reporter questioned Biden during the conference, asking, “Don’t you mean a minimum wage of $15?”

“No, I think we agree that that would be disastrous for the poor kids who are trying to get an entry level job,” Biden responded.