Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
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Dems change tune on immigration after thousands of Russian Trump supporters pour into Alaska
Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They're now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after...
Thousands lining up to get into Trump’s “Concentration Camp Resort”
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for President Trump's new resort at the American border...
Hillary Clinton expresses shock and sadness for Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide
In a heartfelt tweet, Hillary Clinton expressed her surprise and shock at the unexpected forthcoming suicide of long term friend...
Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition
Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...
Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
After visit to city, libertarian gets PTSD from ‘so many roads’
It was a quick visit to Dallas for a local libertarian in our fine community that started the nightmare which...
Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Trump OKs slave reparations paid for with 1st class 1-way ticket to African country of choice
Several Democratic presidential candidates have promoted the concept of reparations for slavery as a way to pander to black voters...
