Progressives ‘totally cool’ with fascism as long as they’re doing the fascism
Washington DC—Progressives have long used Nazis and their fascist ideologies as a representation of all that is evil in the...
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Scary ‘Socialist Momo Challenge’ dares kids to commit economic suicide
The County Sheriff's Office is encouraging parents to keep a watchful eye on their kids after reports surfaced of an...
College grad shocked to learn that ‘all that debt literally had to be paid back at some point’
Denison, OH—Recent college grad, Anita Lawyer, said she was surprised when her mom and dad informed her that the $226,000...
United Methodists narrowly vote to keep Christ in Christianity
ST. LOUIS—After days of passionate debate, deliberation, and prayer—and years of tension—the United Methodist Church (UMC) voted Tuesday to keep...
Sanders furious after less popular Democratic candidates take 70% of his hard-earned contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Newborns identifying as undocumented immigrants to not be infanticided by Democrats
Democrats recently rejected a bill that would save babies who were able to make it through a botched abortion, basically...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police and the 100% renewable electricity extension cord,...
