In effort to win over media, Ted Cruz starts putting COVID patients in nursing homes
AUSTIN—Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who was criticized for not personally fixing all of the telephone
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AOC recommends increasing cow farts to warm Texas up
WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) made a bold suggestion for Texans experiencing unprecedented cooling caused
Green New Deal support increases among the Amish after green energy fail
ANDOVER, OH—As millions of Americans lose power provided by Green New Deal compliant energy sources,
Local dad finally gets a rest after exhausting week of turning off the lights for everyone else
Local father of five adorable munchkins, Peter Bougereaux was finally able to rest on the
WOOPS: Puppet strings visible during Biden’s latest executive order signing
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has been no stranger to gaffs from the campaign to his adorable
Biden gets revenge on Trump by raising cost of insulin for millions of Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—President-No longer elect Biden and his administration is finally getting back at the evil
Biden team installs big screens in cemeteries across US so his voters can watch inauguration
US—The Biden team has been busy installing inflatable big screens in cemeteries across the United
AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden’s concentration camps
BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team
NEW YORK–Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump
Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department
U.S.—After Facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter C.E.O. Jack Dorsey removed President Trump from their