San Francisco mandates wall-size murals of Greta Thunberg in every apartment
The San Francisco City Council has approved a measure to mandate a wall-sized mural of
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Millennial stunned he didn’t get a job after replying “OK Boomer” to every interview question
Local Millennial Braiden Stone was stunned he didn’t get a job for a prominent tech
Uber investors predict massive losses to lift stock price
Investor Fred Smith was dismayed to discover that the fact Uber has never turned a
Ocasio-Cortez applauds California for using natural light instead of electric lighting from fossil fuels
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez applauded Californians for using natural light from wildfires instead of electricity generated
Ocasio-Cortez thanks unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thanked millions of unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California as
Twitter hasn’t suspended Trump’s account because Jack Dorsey is Satan incarnate
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris has called on Twitter to suspend its most high-profile user: President Donald
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria,
California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has
Greta Thunberg sails away on hot air balloon powered by her own fiery breath
Opposed to the horrific gas guzzlers that are transatlantic jet liners, Swedish climate activist Greta
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has doubled down on