Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his
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BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Pope Francis in 2013 papal conclave
VATICAN—In a bombshell revelation from the recently released McCarrick Report, the Vatican has admitted to
POLL: Americans okay with Thanksgiving Zoom chats instead of hosting annoying relatives all day
A recent web-based poll on CNN.com has shown that as many as 77 percent of
New Apple ‘iCollar’ corrects white people when they’re about to be racist
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—Apple has announced a radical leap forward in information access and a racial leap
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their “context” notices after
Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon
For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on
POLL: 93.7% of all poll numbers are made up
BOSTON—MIT spokesman, Paul Rolls put it right out there, “Polls are full of sh*t! Our
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny,
Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027
We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The
Hooked on Phonics releases ‘How to Argue Like a Liberal’ course
The educational program Hooked on Phonics has released an innovative new course entitled “How to
