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Abraham Lincoln quote on online arguments

4 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

This is one of my favorite Lincoln quotes. It really summarizes the current age of Twitter arguments. Lincoln was so...

Apple releases blatantly racist ‘man stealing watermelon’ emoji

4 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

CUPERTINO, CA—Tech giant Apple just released a blatantly racist "man stealing watermelon" emoji, according to sources. "I don't know who...

Facebook launches new ‘vaccinated heart’ react icon complete with myocarditis

4 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook, which is also known by its new name Fascbook has launched a new react button icon to...

AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her

5 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured...

BREAKING: Google office quarantined after someone was wished a ‘Merry Christmas’

5 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The Google Headquarters shut down Monday after a delivery man cheerfully wished a receptionist a "Merry Christmas". All...

Elon Musk buys Twitter for $600B to label all CDC tweets as misinformation

5 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

AUSTIN—The world's wealthiest man and recent Time Person of the Year Elon Musk has purchased the legacy social media platform...

Buttigieg to fix supply chain issues by making all US highways gay

6 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg pointed to homophobia as the reason for America's current supply chain issues during an appearance on MSDNC's Morning Fellatio on...