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Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert

Exavier Saskagoochie October 4, 2018 0

A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...

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New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%

Exavier Saskagoochie October 2, 2018 0

In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...

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