CNN: Trump promises peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler

(CNN) President Trump has officially promised a peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler.

I’m actually being dead serious about this. Think about it for a second: the similarities between Trump and Hitler throughout their respective presidencies are uncanny.

Trump uses the bathroom – just like Hitler.

Trump drinks diet coke – just like Hitler.

Trump floats baseless conspiracy theories – just like Hitler.

Trump oversees Middle East peace deals – just like Hitler.

Trump even has the audacity to have lunch – just like Hitler.

And now Trump has become a one-term president – just like Hitler.

The similarities are too striking to ignore.

And if you dare to disagree with any of this – you’re just like Hitler.