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Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic

Bubbaken Managua January 10, 2021
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It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown’s girlfriend, the democrat party running Congress and the Republican Party allowing voting fraud to take place, the United States of America will likely soon be a Socialist Country. Parts of what was once a Constitutional Republic, Philadelphia, Atlanta and Detroit already look like a third world country complete with burnt businesses, high crime rates, and overpaid above-the-law government officials. Thanks to media outlets and the GOP letting these blue cities stuff the ballots, we all get to follow suit.

Venezuela has already gifted us with their Dominion Voting Machines, promising more RINOs to win in GOP primaries and democrats to win more elections. Now, “President” Maduro has made copies of zoo animal recipes for the new communist country diet coming soon. “President” Daniel Ortega is giving real estate advice on how to sell your property to the People’s Republic of China after the Nicaraguan government signed a lucrative memorandum of understanding with a telecommunications company from China to fund and build an inter-oceanic canal that is said to rival the Panama Canal.

Forget Pilates and the gym, you can lose weight in collective farm and forced labor project plans put forward by The People’s Republic of Vietnam! The still living Dictator of Cuba who faked his death, Fidel Castro isn’t just promising to give cigars! The 300 year old commie bastard also has a bass boats for homemade rafts program.

The best part about all these transitions to communist ideas is that government officials get to decide them for you!

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