WASHINGTON, DC—Latest guidelines from the CDC require walls of N95 masks constructed around all buildings to keep the population safe from the deadliest plague to ever exist, the China Virus.
Government-approved scientists say the mask walls will prevent the virus from entering buildings.
“Whether it’s ancient cities, The Capitol or Nancy Pelosi’s house, walls have proven effective for millennia,” Dr. Anthony Fauci told reporters. “The virus doesn’t vote Democrat, so the walls will work.”
Obedient citizens are still expected to wear their own personal triple or plastic masks and harass anyone who doesn’t comply.
“The walls will only be up for two weeks,” Fauci said with a laugh. “Then we build the N95 moats.”