In a shocking twist of events at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, a 16-year-old girl, Greta Thunberg, delivered an emotional argument in which she chided the leaders with the repeated phrase, “How dare you.”
“This is all wrong,” said Thunberg, who began a lone protest outside the Swedish parliament more than a year ago that culminated in Friday’s global climate strikes. “I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you have come to us young people for hope. How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.”
Witnesses were shocked.
“I’ve never seen a teenage girl talk about herself or use such an aggressive emotional argument before,” UN Climate Specialist Karen Watkins said after the panel. “This will certainly change everything.”
Holding back tears, Thunberg told the UN that, “my life is ruined because of you! It’s all your fault!”
“I would never have expected an argument like this from a 16-year-old girl. It’s shocking.”
Thunberg ran off stage, slammed the door and promised to lock herself in her room and never come out if the UN didn’t do something about the impending catastrophic climate change.
The UN tried to tell her that the Climate Apocalypse originally scheduled for 2020 had been postponed to 2050, but Thunberg just shook her head and screamed.