New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’

Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage parlor by illegal immigrants? Oh you have, well what about this one: An elite wide receiver was cut from the same NFL Franchise due to allegations of rape. Oh you’ve heard of that one too?

Thus far, only the receiver has been punished despite the fact that it’s all a game of he said/she said. The other was captured on video sexually exploiting poor immigrants.

I guess it pays to be a billionaire.