Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down
WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is “pretty sure” the way to win hearts
Nancy Pelosi
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is
Washington archbishop to Trump: ‘How dare you come to our welcoming shrine that accepts everyone?’
President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump horrifically traveled across town Tuesday for a
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his
Nancy Pelosi declares herself the one and only United States congressperson
United States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi of California’s 12th Congressional District has used the rarely mentioned
House passes latest coronavirus stimulus bill containing 12 pounds of literal horse dung in it
WASHINGTON — The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats
BREAKING: 23andMe reveals Nancy Pelosi shares 99.97% of her DNA with the Wuhan bat
Have you seen the Wuhan bat? The teeth alone are scary enough but put that
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the