‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’

I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best!

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it. – Voltaire” – Exavier Saskagoochie

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