Everybody loves insurance companies. They have the largest buildings, are there precisely when you need them, available 24/7 and can be relied upon to get you your money fast.

Insurance companies always treat you fairly. They send the nicest lawyers to meet you wearing nice cologne and imported suits the likes of which you’ve never seen before.

When you call and say you may be a touch late on the premium they usually say, ‘Hey, don’t worry about it, don’t pay us ’till you get back on your feet and tell ‘ya what, let’s cut that puffed-up premium in 1/2 ’cause you’ve been such a good customer the last 102 years, never once asking us to give you any of your money back.

They should really change their names to ‘Charity Companies’ since they are always willing to share whatever they have with you and your family.

Take this COVID-19 thing. If you read the fine print it says right there that you will be fully covered for all expenses, lost wages, hospitalization, and medications for COVID 1-18 and 20-47. So for all those of you out there recovering from COVID 1-18 or 20-47, they’ve got your back. Rest well America.

Check’s in the mail.

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