Newsbeat Politics Introducing Clarissa Thomas, the first black female Supreme Court justice Jeremy Spoken January 26, 2022 President* Joe Biden promised that he would pick a black female to replace Justice Stephen Breyer on the country’s highest court. We present Mrs. Clarissa Thomas, Clarence’s conservative cousin! About Author Jeremy Spoken None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible. See author's posts Please leave this field empty Congratulations! You made it through the woke censors to see this post. Sign up below to get more funny directly to your inbox! We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info. Thanks for signing up! Check your inbox or spam folder to confirm your subscription. Continue Reading Previous Biden vows to make SCOTUS more diverse by picking first human turd to replace Justice BreyerNext OPED: I was raped by whoever Biden chooses to replace Breyer on the Supreme Court More Stories Politics BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions Exavier Saskagoochie November 22, 2024 0 Business Newsbeat BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies Exavier Saskagoochie November 22, 2024 0 Newsbeat Politics CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine Exavier Saskagoochie November 22, 2024 0