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Introducing Clarissa Thomas, the first black female Supreme Court justice

Jeremy Spoken January 26, 2022
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President* Joe Biden promised that he would pick a black female to replace Justice Stephen Breyer on the country’s highest court. We present Mrs. Clarissa Thomas, Clarence’s conservative cousin!

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