Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has publicly stated something we’ve all been thinking: “The Fourth of July is a racist holiday.” She also said, “we must get rid of the racist white stripes on the American flag.”

She made the comment on a campaign stop in California.

It has long been accepted that America is a bastion of deep-seated racism and the inventor of chattel slavery, so it’s about time that someone said this.

“When I’m president, I’m going to sign an executive order to remove the white stripes from the US flag in the first 100 days,” she tweeted.

“Then I’m going to give reparations to all the non-white people in the United States to pay for their racism. Then we’re going to systematically remove all the white people after we’ve taken all their racist blood money.”

When skeptics questioned the legality of the measure, Harris replied that the questioner must be a bigot.

This follows Harris’s campaign against white lab coats because they’re racist too and Nike’s decision to replace a Betsy Ross American Flag shoe with a commie hammer and sickle shoe.

The musical band The White Stripes were unavailable for comment regarding this story.

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