The media has been all up in a frenzy these past few days over a federal proposal to ban gas stoves nationwide. But since the vast majority of Americans like their gas stoves, of course, it was time for the media to get into gear and start gaslighting the American people into oblivion.

First, they claimed no one was coming after their gas stoves; then they claimed that Republicans were just making gas stoves an issue to wage a culture war; then they claimed that federal regulators were indeed banning gas stoves; and then they finally claimed that banning gas stoves is actually a good thing.

Experts in the gaslighting field say that the media’s insane amount of gaslighting on the issue will supply enough gas for everybody for a lifetime.

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