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This March, we at Genesius Times want to honor women's history like never before. We're going all out to celebrate...
This March, we at Genesius Times want to honor women's history like never before. We're going all out to celebrate...
US—A new cookbook reveals all the favorite recipes of the FBI including ████████ and █████ ███! "We thought, we're not...
MINNEAPOLIS—General Mills, the makers of the ‘Lucky Charms’ cereal, are reassuring their customers that the blame for any contamination of...
Having just drained her 743rd pumpkin spice latte (or PSL as she calls them), local woman was shaken to the...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a new push toward a more just and equitable climate, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has made a...
ATLANTA—Before she ran for governor of Georgia, before she registered 800,000 dead voters with her organization Fair Fight, before she...
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to take away President Donald Trump's Jelly of the Month Subscription...
The Mars company announced today they are 'Racist No More' and have signed Barack Obama to replace the outdated Uncle...
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo, in a lengthy explanation of possibly the most arbitrary government mandate in the long history arbitrary...
CHICAGO—A group of 100 feminists marched defiantly outside Vienna Beef headquarters today, in order to protest national hotdog day, July...