Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center
Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone
Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies
Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”
BREAKING: Eric Swalwell resigns from Congress for stuff he totally didn’t do
WASHINGTON — Citing the overwhelming success of her previous April Fools’ Day legal strategy, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson...
Tehran, Iran – In a stunning diplomatic pivot that has left international observers reaching for their calendars to confirm it’s...
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning Rose Garden announcement Tuesday morning, President Donald J. Trump simultaneously severed diplomatic relations with...
Houston, TX – In a bold move to promote inclusivity and “lived experience” in space exploration, NASA confirmed Tuesday that...
WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of constitutional vigilance, a coalition of Democratic lawmakers who have collectively occupied their seats...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring display of democratic fervor, thousands of Democrats took to the streets this weekend to...
Los Angeles/Saint Paul – In scenes of shocking civility, an estimated 14 million Americans descended on the streets of Los...
WASHINGTON — Citing chronic underfunding and a “devastating” shortage of qualified airport security personnel, the Transportation Security Administration announced Monday...
Washington, D.C. – In a bold escalation of rhetorical force, Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) today solemnly pledged to...
TEL AVIV — In a development that has left both religious scholars and content creators equally bewildered, thick plumes of...
