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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican lawmakers expressed a sense of relief Wednesday following their party's apparent loss of congressional power, welcoming...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what may be the first tangible evidence of a Democratic blue wave on Election Day, a...
NEW YORK, NY — With just .01% of precincts reporting nationwide, Fox News on Tuesday evening projected that Israel had...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has successfully won back a previously disillusioned single-issue voter after announcing plans to restore...
These are going to be very popular for Halloween!
AUSTIN — U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico declined Tuesday to state whether Allah is non-binary like the Christian God is,...
LANSING — Abdul El-Sayed said Monday that, if elected to the U.S. Senate, he will order the execution of anyone...
Black voters in several states said this week they will back Democratic candidates who once mentioned hot sauce, citing the...
WASHINGTON — President Trump said Monday that he will appoint Texas state Rep. James Talarico as U.S. ambassador to South...
Millions of children became hardened as capitalists this weekend after their fathers collected a portion of their Halloween candy under...
