Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
In a stunning display of political correctness and a commitment to progressive values, Democrats have officially denounced homophobia and boldly...
In a perplexing turn of events, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) writing team found themselves in an uncharted territory as...
US—The New York Times have finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop story is true and that there is massive...
HARVARD, MA—In a stunning and brave move that has left academics and students alike scratching their heads, Harvard University has...
In a shocking turn of events that left MSNBC executives scratching their heads, the network experienced an unexpected surge in...
In an astonishing turn of events that has left tax officials scratching their heads and historians reevaluating ancient spending habits,...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a peculiar legal maneuver that has raised eyebrows across the nation, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has chosen...
(CNN) Japan launched a fiery but mostly peaceful attack on the United States at the Hawaiian naval base Pearl Harbor...
IOWA—Twenty-eight-year-old Jeremy Daniels was one of several unemployed college graduates who was recognized and awarded a presidential medal of participation...
In a stunning display of intellectual prowess, Ivy League presidents Liz Magill, Sally Kornbluth, and Claudine Gay have come forward...
