Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
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BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Criticizes Judge Judy For Decision In Affirmative Action Case
The Supreme Court’s decision on affirmative action has sent Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into a rage, blasting the justices for “upholding...
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Where to Find a Copy of Your Credit Report
The task of finding a copy of your credit report may seem daunting, especially if it's your first time. But...
Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that the entire city of Paris was...
BREAKING: Democrat Lawmakers Discover It’s Their Job To Pass Laws
Last week the Supreme Court invalidated President Joe Biden’s student loan debt relief plan. The Court struck down the proposal...
Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”
Many Democrat voters have expressed their concerns over President Biden’s cognitive abilities and his mental capacity to run for a...
Democrats dust off their ‘End Racism’ signs and add a few letters
In a stunning display of irony, Democrats have unveiled their latest strategy to end racism: encouraging racism. In what can...
BREAKING: Ukraine becomes fascist dictatorship in order to save democracy
In a stunning turn of events, Ukraine has taken an unexpected approach to preserve democracy: by transforming itself into a...
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
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BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
8 Things Babies and Joe Biden Have In Common
The headline may seem a bit hyperbolic, but if you think about it for a second, it’s actually very true....
