WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, newly sworn-in President Joe Biden has tragically died in a car accident tomorrow.

“I can’t believe it,” Biden Press Secretary Oswald Harvey Lee said. “It’s just so hard to believe that he died tomorrow. No one saw this coming!”

Biden was 78 years old when he died. His Vice President Kamala Harris will be sworn in shortly after he’s pronounced dead at Walter Reed Hospital.

“It’s just a shame. Nothing like this has ever happened in American politics,” Lee added. “I knew he was frail, but this is too much. I just can’t believe he died tomorrow.”

This is the first president to die in office since John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

Hillary Clinton took the opportunity to discuss how her election was stolen from her by Vladimir Putin.

“I’m sure this was Putin’s doing, just like he stole the election from me, he stole Biden’s life from him,” Clinton said.

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