The Supreme Court’s decision on affirmative action has sent Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into a rage, blasting the justices for “upholding white supremacy.” But no judge received more criticism for the decision than Judge Judy.

“We need to impeach Judge Judy immediately,” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said. “This decision will take us back to the days of slavery, to the days of Jim Crow. It’s terrifying to know that we’re actually moving backwards on civil rights, not forward. If we don’t remove Judge Judy as soon as possible, the Supreme Court will have lost whatever shred of credibility it has left.”

Judge Judy shot back at AOC, “I eat morons like you for breakfast. You’re gonna be crying before this is over.”

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