A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion.
“A friend sent me this thing on the email thingamabob,” retired Baby Boomer Frank Sawhorse said. “I tried for two weeks to open it up. All of the sudden I’m in a whole new religion! I tried to get my wife to convert too, but she doesn’t even have a smart phone. There’s no way.”
Many of the Boomers said that they ended up in the new religion after receiving pop-up ads for cheap Viagra, which led to a computer virus being downloaded and opened.
“I hate these stupid things!” Susan Lawrencers of Sun City, Illinois said of her IBM Thinkpad. “Why can’t they make them easier to use?”
We tried to contact several Baby Boomers for this story but they were all on hold with IT to try to fix something so they couldn’t be interviewed.