Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity

Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity, Greta Thunberg. The actor and former governor of California felt privileged for the once in a lifetime meeting.

“It was a pleasure to meet with such a hero,” Schwarzenegger said. “I only just met Greta but I feel like I know her so well since I played a similar role in the Terminator films.”

The teenager has been using low-carbon forms of transport to travel from Sweden to Chile to eventually reach the COP25 climate summit including a hot air balloon powered by her own breath.

Thunberg’s stated goal is to wipe out humanity in a great extinction in order to save the planet. “How dare you purport to live your lavish lifestyles while the planet dies! How dare you?”

When asked about SkyNet, she simply repeated, “How dare you?”