President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy


In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert “Beto” O’Rourke his participation trophy for the 2020 presidential campaign.

“You gotta hand it to him, he gave us all a good laugh,” Trump said in reference to the former congressman.

A spokesman for O’Rourke says that he will probably need to pawn his participation trophy to make ends meet before he takes up his new role confiscating drug cartel guns.


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