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Hillary Clinton expresses shock and sadness for Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide

Exavier Saskagoochie July 8, 2019 0

In a heartfelt tweet, Hillary Clinton expressed her surprise and shock at the unexpected forthcoming suicide of long term friend...

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