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BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea

Exavier Saskagoochie March 31, 2020 0

Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...

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Bernie doubles down: ‘And that Hitler fella had a really good jobs program’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 26, 2020 0

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders stood by his defense of Fidel Castro's communist regime, stating bluntly: "The truth is the truth." He took...

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CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all

Exavier Saskagoochie January 8, 2020 0

CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...

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Opinion: If I don’t like what you call me then it is obviously a racial slur

Earnest O'Connor August 17, 2019 0

Obviously this needs to be said. And then it needs to be said again, and then possibly said one more...

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