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BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads

Exavier Saskagoochie September 9, 2019

Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...

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Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery

Googly McMooglyface July 11, 2019

BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....

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Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe

Exavier Saskagoochie July 2, 2019

International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...

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