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Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat

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In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual. Her bravery secured her America's...

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Exavier Saskagoochie December 2, 2020 0

HOLLYWOOD—No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That’s why it’s especially brave of the amazing...

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Ellen Page: ‘Hating people for their identity is wrong; that’s why I hate people who identify as Christian’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 12, 2019 0

Actor Ellen Page doubled down on her criticism of celebrities who attended “anti-LGBTQ churches” on Saturday, after she made headlines...

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