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BREAKING: Biden Hires Jeffrey Toobin to Help Him Become a “Master Debater”

Robert L. Peters, Jr. July 1, 2024 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold move to enhance his debate skills ahead of the upcoming presidential election, President* Joe Biden has...

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CNN rehires Jeffrey Toobin as Chief OnlyFans Correspondent

Richie Richards June 11, 2021 0

In a touching story of redemption, Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN following his embarrassing departure when the former Chief Legal...

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Biden wants ‘master debater’ Jeffrey Toobin to moderate next presidential debate

Robert L. Peters, Jr. October 20, 2020 0

WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden wants who he says is a "master debater" Jeffrey Toobin to moderate the next...

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