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Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts

Exavier Saskagoochie June 21, 2023

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential...

BREAKING: Guy who got his son out of felony gun charges gives lecture on gun control

News That Matters June 20, 2023

In a stunning and brave display, President Joe Biden recently took to the podium to give a lecture on gun...

Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley

Disidente Redactico June 20, 2023

In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...

BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I

Rafi Metz June 18, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....

Biden releases new campaign logo: Briben 2024

Exavier Saskagoochie June 14, 2023

In a surprising turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled its new campaign logo for the upcoming 2024 presidential...

BREAKING: Russian President Putin has opposition leader arrested in Soviet-style political move

Exavier Saskagoochie June 9, 2023

MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move. Leaders...

BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again

Anita Goodcock June 9, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...

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2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies

Disidente Redactico June 8, 2023

The 2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies features four brackets, loaded with incompetence and corruption. Cast your vote below or on Twitter...