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BREAKING: Disney pulls scene of Clinton’s visit to Epstein Island from Pixar’s show after Kamala’s loss

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VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has decided to remove a controversial scene from an upcoming Pixar streaming series. The scene in...

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ATLANTA, GA—The Society for the Inclusion of One-eyed Purple People (SIOOPP) is praising Disney Pixar today after it was revealed...

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Super woke Disney’s Toy Story 4: Woody is gay and Bo Peep has abortion

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The once great children's entertainment company Disney has recently taken a dark turn with CEO explicitly advocating for limiting new...

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