AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
I don't know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay. I just visited a field...
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AOC hosts ‘Cooking with Communism’, shows you how to cook your pets
The new smash hit social video show "Cooking with Communism" stars democratic socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who takes questions while...
AOC says we must make Labor Day a year-round paid holiday
US--Millions across the country are honoring the vital importance of labor by not laboring today, but many in government and...
Democrats disappointed to discover they can’t pay for their groceries or gas with ‘joy’
Washington, D.C. – Millions of Democrats across the nation have been left disappointed and, in some cases, outright bewildered, upon...
BREAKING: AOC claims that she was nearly killed by news that Trump wasn’t assassinated
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has claimed that she was nearly killed by the...
BREAKING: AOC spotted at Trump rally in South Bronx
THE BRONX—In a bizarre and desperate attempt to garner sympathy and support, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recently attended a Trump...
AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, how did I get filthy rich fighting income inequality?
As a proud advocate for socialism, I have been tirelessly fighting for income equality and a fairer distribution of wealth....
AOC: ‘If we just legalize all crime, then there will be a dramatic drop in crime rates’
As a progressive advocate for change, I believe it's high time we rethink our approach to crime and criminal justice...
Congress Votes Unanimously: AOC Must Wear “Special” Cap In Hearings Or Interviews
WASHINGTON, DC—As people around the country are worried about a divided government, Congress has done the unbelievable. All 435 members...
BREAKING: AOC launches ‘Free Rico’ campaign because ‘RICO is not a crime!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Progressive darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has announced the launch of a new campaign, "Free Rico." The campaign, which aims...
