DNC unveils nanny tranny program for freshman congresspersons
In an effort to become more universally inclusive, the Democratic National Convention has kicked off a new program that pairs...
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AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
AOC bursts into flames after touching high voltage fence at border concentration camp
In a shocking display of angst and self-immolation, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into flames after raging against the machine...
AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates
Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but not in the crowded 2020...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits socialism, says it’s a health risk
Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes' democide and recent...
BREAKING: Scientists just unveiled the first EVER images of a black hole
Scientists have lifted the veil on the first images ever captured of a black hole's event horizon. Black holes are...
Ocasio-Cortez to make April Fool’s Day a national holiday to honor ‘America’s useful idiots’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex by her fans, is pushing to make April Fool's Day a national holiday...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Ocasio-Cortez enlists first cow-fart police to combat global warming
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has started implementing her Green New Deal already, before any congressional approval or without any rational second opinion....
