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Schwarzenegger stars in new film as cyborg sent back to kill off humanity with mass vaccination program

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the big screen this summer, staring in a new Terminator film called The...

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CONFIRMED: Greta is cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity

Exavier Saskagoochie November 20, 2019

Rumors circulated after teen climate activist Greta Thunberg met with Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently. Was she in fact a...

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Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity

Exavier Saskagoochie November 6, 2019

Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill...

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