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Schwarzenegger stars in new film as cyborg sent back to kill off humanity with mass vaccination program

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2021 0

HOLLYWOOD—Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the big screen this summer, staring in a new Terminator film called The...

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CONFIRMED: Greta is cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity

Exavier Saskagoochie November 20, 2019 0

Rumors circulated after teen climate activist Greta Thunberg met with Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently. Was she in fact a...

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Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity

Exavier Saskagoochie November 6, 2019 0

Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill...

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