BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of diplomatic prowess (or what some might call sheer audacity), President Donald Trump...
Canada
BREAKING: Trudeau leaves Canada to take up his birthright of ruling Cuba
OTTAWA—In a shocking turn of events, Justin Trudeau has announced his resignation as Prime Minister of Canada to pursue a...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau resigns to focus on career in blackface entertainment
OTTAWA—In a move that has left the Canadian political landscape in shock, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced early this morning...
BREAKING: Trump has invaded Canada
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
BREAKING: Canada erects border wall to keep out all the worthless libtards fleeing America after Trump election
TORONTO—In a surprising move, Canada has decided to erect a border wall to keep out all the worthless Libtards fleeing...
BREAKING: FBI arrest person of interest in Rainbow Bridge terrorist attack
NIAGRA FALLS—In a plot that sounds like a rejected script for an action movie, the FBI has shocked the nation...
Justin Trudeau adds Hologram Adolf Hitler to campaign trail
ONTARIO- Canadian Prime Minister made massive changes to his reelection campaign's strategy and personnel, including the addition of a former...
Justin Trudeau gives touching homage to former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe
OTTAWA—World leaders past and present expressed shock and sadness at the death of former Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe, who was...
Justin Trudeau announces he has COVID after wife asks him to clean dishes
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau revealed yet another case of poorly-timed COVID when his wife asked him to finish cleaning the dinner dishes.The...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau’s security to use only NERF guns from now on
OTTAWA—In a bold move, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has prohibited guns for people protecting him and will instead will...
